Just thought that this might be interesting...
Rules That Guys Wish Girls Knew…
(Please note...these are all numbered #1 ON
PURPOSE!)
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are.
Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big
girl. If it's up, put it down.
1. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you.
Live with it.
1. Do not ask us what we are thinking about
unless you are prepared to discuss such
topics as military strategies, is P226 or the GLOC better,
and is Sim Lim Square returning to selling pirated discs.
1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or
the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. When we have to go somewhere,
absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
1. Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.
1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes —
tops. What makes you think we'd be any
good at choosing which pair, out of thirty,
would look good with your dress?
1. Foreign films (esp those French, Italian, etc)
are best left to foreigners.
1. Anything we said six months ago is
inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all
comments become null and void after seven
days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret
girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera
guys.
1. If something we said can be interpreted
two ways, and one of the ways makes you
sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway;
it's genetic.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever
you have to say during commercials.
1. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut
blouses lose their right to complain about
having their boobs stared at. More women
should wear Wonder bras and low-cut
blouses. We like staring at boobs.
1. The relationship is never going to be like it
was the first two months we were going out.
Get over it. And quit whining to your
girlfriends - like THEIR relationship is SO
MUCH better.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like
Windows default settings. Peach, for
example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is
also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do
that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say
"nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not
worth the hassle.
SPECIAL: Go to
http://home.pacific.net.sg/~dexterwong/friends.html and send
it to your friends. You'll be suprised how many true friends you have!
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