Some are worse than others, and I always seem to
think up new ones... but here's a few...
"Freeport Pizza now hiring able bodied druids and
wizards. Deliveries all over Norrath and beyond. Must have own
transportation. Apply within!"
There needs to be a no drop quest item for Rangers
only. It's a 100% weight reduction pack. The only catch is that it
will only hold food. It's called The Picnic Basket. Rangers
holding Picnic Baskets will more than likely be aggroed by bears.
There needs to be a no drop quest wrist item that
gives a clickable effect of 80% haste. It's called Speed Bracer.
there's a guard in Qeynos named Guard Bixby.
I wonder if his first name is Bill. Don't get him mad, just in
case.
Better yet... there needs to be a named Bixie in
the game who is uber stronger than all the others. His name is Bill.
A no drop quest foot item for Necros with the
clickable effect of the spell Thought Theft. They're called Golden
Forgetti Boots.
A no drop quest foot item for halflings with the
clickable effect Summon Food. They're called Golden Spaghetti Boots.
"WTS copper pieces, 1pp each! PST"
"I found O.J.'s other glove! Oh, sorry, my
bad. It's just the glove of Rallos Zek"
Okay, that's enough torture for now.. let's
hear some of your EQ humor!
Wulfric Rennison
32 half elf rogue
Cazic Thule Server
"I thought being witty was in the job
description"