Welcome to Real Life!
You have entered the bedroom.
/time
It is 06:30AM, August 31,1999.
It begins to rain.
(alarm clock is sounding)
You can't reach that from here.
/attack
Your target is too far away, get closer!
You punch an alarm clock for 12 points of damage.
You have slain an alarm clock!
You have gained experience!
You are encumbered.
(kicks off sheets)
Your body shivers as it's hit by a gust of freezing
wind.
(makes way to bathroom)
You are no longer encumbered.
You are too fatigued to jump!
A chair hits YOU for 44 points of damage!
You are stunned.
/attack
You cannot attack while stunned.
You throw a chair into the hall.
A chair died.
You have gained experience!
You have gained a level! Welcome to level 20!
/surname SuperdudeTheManOfLaMancha
This name was rejected by the name servers. Please
select another.
/surname Loserboy
Your surname is now Loserboy! Congratulations!
(Looks in mirror)
/attack
Try attacking something other than yourself. It's more
productive.
You begin to cast a spell...
Your feet adhere to the ground.
Your feet come free.
(makes way to kitchen)
(opens fridge and sees leftover turkey)
/con
It is futile to consider the dead...
(smells bad)
You may not loot this corpse at this time.
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.
You are out of food and drink.
(drinks a cup of coffee)
Your feet begin to move faster.
(forgets breakfast, begins to iron shirt)
You are burned.
An iron burns YOU for 3 points of damage.
(irons shirt, then realizes it doesn't match pants)
You may not equip this item.
These items did not combine in these quantities to
produce anything.
It stops raining.
You are hungry.
You are out of food and drink.
(you leave for work, grabbing a can of Dr. Pepper on
the way out the
door)
LOADING...PLEASE WAIT...
You have entered the elevator.
/con
A beautiful woman looks upon you warmly, what would
you like your tombstone to say?

Taking a screenshot...

You are hungry.
You are out of food and low on drink.
/smile
You beam a smile at a beautiful woman.
A beautiful woman beams a smile at you.
ou have increased your skill at flirtation! (2)
/wave
You wave at a beautiful woman.
A beautiful woman waves at you.
You have increased your skill at flirtation! (3)
/bow
You bow before a beautiful woman.
A beautiful woman bows before you.
You are hungry.
You are out of food and low on drink.
You have increased your skill at flirtation! (4)
You invite a beautiful woman to join your group.
/hail
You say "Hail, a beautiful woman."
A beautiful woman says "I don't flirt with losers like
you, much less
talk to them!!!"
A beautiful woman begins to cast a spell...
You have been struck!
You are stunned!
A_beautiful_woman00 beams a smile at you.
A_beautiful_woman00 says "Ahhh... I feel much better
now."
/attack
You cannot attack while stunned!
You cannot cast a spell while stunned!
A beautiful woman rejects your offer to join the
group.
It starts to rain.
You are hungry.
You are out of food and low on drink.
LOADING...PLEASE WAIT...
You have entered your office.
/con
A co-worker glowers at you dubiously, looks like an
even fight.
You say "Hail a co-worker."
A co-worker says "Can you spare any food or drink?"
(Gives Dr. Pepper to Co-worker)
You have gained experience!
Your faction standing with Coworkers has improved!
A Co-worker invites you to join a group. Click the
FOLLOW button to
join, or DISBAND to reject the offer.
You have joined the group.
You are hungry.
You are out of food and drink.
It stops raining.
/con
An email regards you indifferently, looks like a
reasonably safe
opponent.
An email says: "It's over. I've found someone who will
actually spend
time with me, and not some stupid game."
You have been dumped by a girlfriend!
Your faction standing with Women of the World has
improved.
Your faction standing with Girlfriends has gotten
worse.
Your faction standing with Friends has improved.
Your faction standing with Family has gotten worse.
Your faction standing with Fellow EQ Junkies has
improved.
You have gained experience!
A Co-worker tells the group "Red Boss incoming!"
You tell the group "Watch this..."
/con
A boss scowls at you ready to attack. What would you
like your tombstone
to say?
A boss says "Why are you always late?"
/tell boss "Why are you always an ass?"
Your faction standing with Coworkers has improved.
(target boss)
/gesture
You make a rude gesture at a boss.
Your faction standing with Coworkers has improved.
A Co-worker tells the group "ROFL"
A boss says "I'll teach you to interfere with me!"
A Co-worker tells the group "RUN!!!"
You have been removed from the group.
A boss says "It's employees like you that have ruined
your job! You'll
not ruin mine!!"
A Co-worker begins to cast a spell.
A boss says "You're fired!"
A Co-worker fades away.
You have been fired by a boss!
Your faction standing with Friends has gotten worse.
Your faction standing with Family has gotten worse.
Your faction standing with Coworkers has gotten worse.
Your faction standing with Women of the World has
gotten worse.
Your faction standing with Fellow EQ Junkies has
improved.
You lose experience! You have lost a level! You are
now level 19.
LOADING. PLEASE WAIT...
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.
You are out of food and drink.
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Original message from......Speng,

Keep the faith and love the Love.

Forwarded by Aeramus :)