Don't forget:
When people you don't like attempt to show affection, and you wish you had
mem'd 'vampiric embrace' before leaving home.
Zarbon
----- Original Message -----
From: Nat Russo <nrusso@...>
To: <EQ_Necromancer@onelist.com>
Cc: Joe Smithy <spectre@...>; Chris Forrest
<c.m.forrest@...>; Dave Forrest <davestrike@...>; Bruce
Home <brucec@...>
Sent: Friday, February 25, 2000 10:37 AM
Subject: [EQ_Necromancer] Dark Elf Necromancer Top 10 List
> From: "Nat Russo" <nrusso@...>
>
> Well folks, I'm far from being a professional comedian, but I was bored at
> work today so I came up with the following. Enjoy :)
>
>
> Top 10 signs you've played a Dark Elf Necromancer too long:
>
> 10. You wish you could cast "Darkness" on people passing you on the
> freeway.
>
> 9. When a colleague asks for your assistance, you respond with "Embrace
the
> hatred of Innoruuk and we shall discuss it, worthless human!".
>
> 8. You begin to have a strange appreciation for neon signs.
>
> 7. You've been caught trying to Lifetap the neighbor's cat for extra
> energy.
>
> 6. You start buying all of your meat with the "bone in".
>
> 5. There isn't a single candle in your house during storm season.
>
> 4. You start worrying that you don't have good enough faction to enter
> McDonald's.
>
> 3. Whenever a policeman pulls in behind you, you seriously consider
> "fearing" him.
>
> 2. You get the terms "Cemetery" and "Candy Store" confused all the time.
>
>
> And the number 1 sign you've played a Dark Elf Necromancer for WAY too
long
> is:
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> 1. You can't walk past your boss without yelling "/PET ATTACK! /PET
> ATTACK!"
>
>
> Mujahid 18 Necro Sol Ro
>
>
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