Well folks, I'm far from being a professional comedian, but I was bored at
work today so I came up with the following. Enjoy :)

Top 10 signs you've played a Dark Elf Necromancer too long:

10. You wish you could cast "Darkness" on people passing you on the
freeway.

9. When a colleague asks for your assistance, you respond with "Embrace the
hatred of Innoruuk and we shall discuss it, worthless human!".

8. You begin to have a strange appreciation for neon signs.

7. You've been caught trying to Lifetap the neighbor's cat for extra
energy.

6. You start buying all of your meat with the "bone in".

5. There isn't a single candle in your house during storm season.

4. You start worrying that you don't have good enough faction to enter
McDonald's.

3. Whenever a policeman pulls in behind you, you seriously consider
"fearing" him.

2. You get the terms "Cemetery" and "Candy Store" confused all the time.

And the number 1 sign you've played a Dark Elf Necromancer for WAY too long
is:
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1. You can't walk past your boss without yelling "/PET ATTACK! /PET
ATTACK!"

Mujahid 18 Necro Sol Ro