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Message ID: 1086
Date: Thu Dec 16 17:55:15 GMT 1999
Author: Bennett, Brian
Subject: Humor


I found this at the Cacklin' Klacknak's site, just in case someone doesn't
read it.

Top 10 ways you know your boyfriend/husband plays too much EQ

10 Refers to your mother as the 'Avatar of Fear'.

9 Instead of going out he wants to 'Camp the Domino's spawn'.

8 When you overcook the dinner, he tells you "You need to work on your trade

skills'.

7 After sex he says "Medding oom" before rolling over and going to sleep.

6 Refers to sex as 'Buffing the purple-helmed warrior'.

5 Calls bringing you flowers 'Improving faction'.

4 When you ask him to take out the garbage he mumbles something about
'Stupid quests give no exp'.

3 Calls you up for a date and says he wants to group because soloing sucks.

2 Before he can become aroused, you have to wear a green swimsuit and Spock
ears.

1 When he achieves orgasm he shouts "DING!"


-----Original Message-----
From: Tim Perkins [mailto:tperkins@...]
Sent: Thursday, December 16, 1999 3:43 PM
To: EQ-Monks@onelist.com
Subject: Re: [EQ-Monks] Digest Number 122


From: "Tim Perkins" <tperkins@...>

Personally in my experieinces so far the only place FD is better now is for
pullin VOX and also good if you aggro the right giant pulling FG's. I dont
mind laying on the ground during fights like these when there is a greater
goal at hand.

Kizmet Bayashi
Monk of the 47th level
E-marr
----- Original Message -----
From: Bennett, Brian <BRIAN.BENNETT@...>
To: <EQ-Monks@onelist.com>
Sent: Thursday, December 16, 1999 9:23 AM
Subject: RE: [EQ-Monks] Digest Number 122


> From: "Bennett, Brian" <BRIAN.BENNETT@...>
>
> I haven't been told that, in those exact words - but I have found slower
> (And fewer) responses to "Monk looking for work" shouts.
>
> And there have been some heated battles between know-it-all wizards,
necros
> and druids who tell me that FD does to still work and I'm just not good at
> it :)
>
> I had a lot more to say on the subject but then I'd be whining and it's
just
> a game.
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Jeffrey Sue [mailto:jsue@...]
> Sent: Thursday, December 16, 1999 12:17 PM
> To: EQ-Monks@onelist.com
> Subject: RE: [EQ-Monks] Digest Number 122
>
>
> From: Jeffrey Sue <jsue@...>
>
> Ok i posted this question on another board and got zero response. I will
> try one more time before I give up.
>
> Since the feign death patch, has any high level monk been told "No we
don't
> want you to group with us because you can't feign death pull"?
>
> thanks
>
>
>
>
>
> >If I had to speculate, I'd say that the changes to feign death, or
perhaps
> >more accurately now, non-monks perceptions of monks due to the changes in
> >feign death, negatively impact the ability of monks to continue to
explore
> >the social aspect of the game, i.e., difficulty getting into groups of
> >strangers, thus not being able to share in a group activity and make new
> >friends, etc., that is the most damaging aspect of what has transpired
and
> >the core root of the anger and outrage many monks express.
> >
> >Just my thoughts...take them for that and nothing more.
> >
> >Leikung
> >Warrior-Poet
> >Bristlebane
>
> >